move it like bernie

May 21

shadowfoxfire:

kamerlort:

do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse

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yes.

May 21
falkner:

someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it

falkner:

someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it

May 21
May 21
  • me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
  • chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
  • me: i didn't even finish my order
  • chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
  • me: what
May 21
sttinkerbelle:

She’s cool 👍

sttinkerbelle:

She’s cool 👍

May 21

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

May 21
missmonomi:

#swiggity swaggy i am the baggie
May 21
May 21

thegilly:

beatlesneveroutofstyle:

When Paul was inducted into the Rock’n Roll Hall of Fame, Stella wore this shirt in support of her Dad. A few years later when Stella won an award for Fashion, Paul wore his :) 

That just put such a smile on my face.

May 21

teenwhoops:

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

May 21

shnks:

cedricdigory:

conorgaynard:

theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane

this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com

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May 21
May 21

tavrosofnitram:

“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”

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May 21

annabellioncourt:

THAT LAST ONE 

YOU DID NOT

May 21
sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter