do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse
yes.
someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it
- me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
- chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
- me: i didn't even finish my order
- chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
- me: what
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
When Paul was inducted into the Rock’n Roll Hall of Fame, Stella wore this shirt in support of her Dad. A few years later when Stella won an award for Fashion, Paul wore his :)
That just put such a smile on my face.
i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
is that butter
no it’s stonehenge
I can’t believe it’s not butter










