move it like bernie

Aug 31

shredevi:

shredevi:

 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

Feyoncé

Aug 31
tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

Aug 31
madambitchtits:

glihtzy:

macarooonz:

furhby:

🍕indie//bambi//bubblegum🍕

♕pastel/indie blog(i follow back)♕

☼ Indie/bambi  ☼

thecelerystalksatmidnight
Aug 31

audible-smiles:

we bred wolves until they were dumb enough that they needed us and now we film them while laughing about how dumb they are and I kind of love it

Aug 31

padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

Aug 31
qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

Aug 31

lashteon:

Luke+ Middle Finger

Aug 31

javaadchrist:

liam - boy you take home to mama
louis - boy you sneak out at night with
zayn - boy you can’t stay away from
niall - the boy next door who has a crush on you
harry - your sister

Aug 31

taint3ed:

LMAOOOOOOO

Aug 31

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

Aug 31

propertwink:

can we just talk about how the little girl is dressed just like harry

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thats unbearably adorable

Aug 31

i-have-gum-on-my-shoe:

the mutual “we are FUCKED” looks are hillarious!

Aug 31

tsarwars:

hecklocki:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

thisistheusername:

biggeringlikemydick:

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 30+ year old man on a tv show

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1 000 000 000+ year old angel on a tv show

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 900+ year old alien on a tv show.

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1000+ year old Norse God in a movie. 

“oh my god I’m never having one of those” I whisper tenderly to a baby

Aug 31
titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

Aug 31

officialfrenchtoast:

"3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I’m yours."

I am groot