move it like bernie

why I rarely get invited to parties.

• Friend: Is everyone in the living room?
• Me: Yep! There's 24 people in there.
• Friend 2: We should play a game or something.
• Me: You have enough people in there for the Hunger Games.
• Friend 1:
• Friend 2:
• Friend 1: I'm not killing 24 of my friends,
• Me: Technically you'd only be killing 23.

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