move it like bernie

Jul 01

why I rarely get invited to parties.

  • Friend: Is everyone in the living room?
  • Me: Yep! There's 24 people in there.
  • Friend 2: We should play a game or something.
  • Me: You have enough people in there for the Hunger Games.
  • Friend 1:
  • Friend 2:
  • Friend 1: I'm not killing 24 of my friends,
  • Me: Technically you'd only be killing 23.
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